gatzzby:

hannahsneakers:

why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books

i mean

best male/female character

best antagonist

best plot development

best plot twist

come on

#book you threw across the room the hardest

herunicorn:

thetardiswantscasinit:

goregeousity:

“You’re going to die normal”

“Like heartattack?”

yeah or a caR CRASH BECAUSE DEAN NEVER LOOKS AT THE GODDAMN ROAD

Ironically, the one time there was a car accident it was Sam driving

njena:

i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells

221b-mine-please:

pirenstoletheimpala:

mycroft-queenofcake:

iamjayse:

thenerdfighterkid:

slydig:

tsarbucks:

slydig:

dont be mean 

be median or mode

damn math fandom bloggers

shut up we have a good range of jokes

this is our domain

guys we’re forgetting the point of this post and going off on a tangent

Are you all done cos I’ve had enough of this by now

Damn math fandom bloggers

kidouyuuto:

last year my chemistry teacher dropped something and yelled “zoo wee mama” and i laughed so hard i passed out and i woke up in the nurses office

i can’t have a soul mate because i have no soul